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"Sometimes it’s better not to think. Don’t fucking think. Because when you think you realise just how fucked up everything really is."

Hedonist Poet (via hedonistpoet)

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"Sometimes I remind myself that I almost skipped the party, that I almost went to a different college, that the whim of a minute could have changed everything and everyone. Our lives, so settled, so specific, are built on happenstance."

Anna Quindlen, Every Last One   (via exoticwild)

This overwhelms me so so so hard

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"One day it just gets better. There’s no explanation or reason why . You just wake up and you’re not angry anymore."

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GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

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824706:

Is this not literally me

824706:

Is this not literally me

(via averagefairy)

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Sitting on a heating pad without any clothes because the heat from it is soothing my sciatic nerve. I hope this goes away after i deliver the baby. Can’t enjoy the little things cause im constantly in pain.

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"Cut the poison out of your life. No matter what - or whom - it may be."

— Jeigo - It’s going to hurt before it gets better (via hefuckin)

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leightimtam:

NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY “YOU NEED A HAND?” AND ITS SILENT AND I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO EMBARASSED

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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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